Homework or Post?
Definately have a ton of homework to get done. Perfect time to post!
So much has been going on lately I think I am losing my mind. I have so much work to be doing, but have already been doing so much I just need a break. Oh the news is on right now, and they are talking about some proposal for east lansing that will make playing drinking games illegal or something. I didnt think that East Lansing residence were farmers, but they definately have corn cobbs shoved up their asses.
Switch. I was working a couple weekends ago and as I left I saw this old guy using his walker to get around his lawn. I just started thinking..."I dont want to live to be that old." I dont think that it would be worth living your life struggling to get around anywhere. Yes I would like being lazy and having people do everything for me, but i still like the ideal that I could get up and do something.
Speaking of work, this weekend is my last weekend.
I went to the job fair today after classes. I think I was the only person there not in a suit or all dressed up. I wore just shorts and a normal T-Shirt. I also had my backpack on, and everyone that was there had only a folder or their portfolio. I hope that I get the job I was looking for over all of those saps that dressed up. Then I can laugh at them for trying hard and FAILING! suckerz. Odds are I wont get the job, eh whatever.
I had an exam today that had true false section..for every answer wrong you lost points: goal was to get a negative overall score on my exam. I think it would be sweet to fail a class with lower than a 0.0% (apparently it is possible)
HOCKEY SEASON STARTED
Fall is about to start.
Mechanics are licensed to rape people...and I mean rape people, literally.
I think homecomming is this friday, i just might go. I should go to darbs and get wasted and go to the game, anyone in?
When I was driving yesterday I saw someone with a Kerry/Edwards '04 Sticker. Are you retarded, they lost. That was a long time ago, get over it, you suck, your mom sucks, your dad is a faggot, trees are being cut down, the ozone is being destroyed, your facebood friends arent really friends, and to tell you the truth those trees you have been hugging dont even like you.
I just need to get a cool monster truck to run over all the drivers i dont like. But then we would need someone to clean up after my driving.
I guess it is a good thing that i dont do drugs, just think how much more i would be messed up if i did. Or would it work out to neutralize it...hmmmm...
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are having a baby. Paris Hilton called off her wedding. Brittney Spears is having a garage sale and saying it is for charety (who would want to buy her old trash?). Thanks god for celeb news, without it where would we be? wow sarcasm is really hard to show in type.
hmm maybe i should do my homework...unless one of you has a gun and wants to come over here and shoot me...tried to hang myself the other night but i was too tired to tie the rope.
So much has been going on lately I think I am losing my mind. I have so much work to be doing, but have already been doing so much I just need a break. Oh the news is on right now, and they are talking about some proposal for east lansing that will make playing drinking games illegal or something. I didnt think that East Lansing residence were farmers, but they definately have corn cobbs shoved up their asses.
Switch. I was working a couple weekends ago and as I left I saw this old guy using his walker to get around his lawn. I just started thinking..."I dont want to live to be that old." I dont think that it would be worth living your life struggling to get around anywhere. Yes I would like being lazy and having people do everything for me, but i still like the ideal that I could get up and do something.
Speaking of work, this weekend is my last weekend.
I went to the job fair today after classes. I think I was the only person there not in a suit or all dressed up. I wore just shorts and a normal T-Shirt. I also had my backpack on, and everyone that was there had only a folder or their portfolio. I hope that I get the job I was looking for over all of those saps that dressed up. Then I can laugh at them for trying hard and FAILING! suckerz. Odds are I wont get the job, eh whatever.
I had an exam today that had true false section..for every answer wrong you lost points: goal was to get a negative overall score on my exam. I think it would be sweet to fail a class with lower than a 0.0% (apparently it is possible)
HOCKEY SEASON STARTED
Fall is about to start.
Mechanics are licensed to rape people...and I mean rape people, literally.
I think homecomming is this friday, i just might go. I should go to darbs and get wasted and go to the game, anyone in?
When I was driving yesterday I saw someone with a Kerry/Edwards '04 Sticker. Are you retarded, they lost. That was a long time ago, get over it, you suck, your mom sucks, your dad is a faggot, trees are being cut down, the ozone is being destroyed, your facebood friends arent really friends, and to tell you the truth those trees you have been hugging dont even like you.
I just need to get a cool monster truck to run over all the drivers i dont like. But then we would need someone to clean up after my driving.
I guess it is a good thing that i dont do drugs, just think how much more i would be messed up if i did. Or would it work out to neutralize it...hmmmm...
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are having a baby. Paris Hilton called off her wedding. Brittney Spears is having a garage sale and saying it is for charety (who would want to buy her old trash?). Thanks god for celeb news, without it where would we be? wow sarcasm is really hard to show in type.
hmm maybe i should do my homework...unless one of you has a gun and wants to come over here and shoot me...tried to hang myself the other night but i was too tired to tie the rope.
posted by Andy at 11:40 PM
3 Comments:
ive gotta gun, but instead of shooting yourself, i say we go on a mass murder spree and kill all the idiot drivers/democrats/hippies. It could be a lot of fun.
And the new law in EL is not to outlaw drinking games, its an ammendment to the party noise violation law. The old one used to be just noise and youd get a ticket. NOW, you have to have 2 of the following to get the ticket: Keg, Live Band, OUTDOOR drinking games, noise, and a few more different things. Its actually making the law better, that way if ppl are just loud watching the wings whoop peoples asses this season, as long as they dont have another thing from the list, they wont get a ticket.
East Lansing is trying to pass shit to cut back students from playing drinking games, which is completely retarded. Whats to stop them from banning playing football or any other sport...people make noise doing those as well. why is it that involving alcohol it must be stopped? BULL SHIT. EL needs to relax, it is soon going to be too cold to play outside anyway.
Drugs neutralizing if you're weird!!! I never thought of that possibility.
You just blew my mind.
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