Friday, April 14, 2006

Hit it REM...

"It's the End of the World as we know it"
If you have read any news lately Iran has declared they have Nuclear capabilities. Also the ruler of Iran has been quoted as saying (well converted into english so i guess it isnt an exact quote, but you know what i mean) "Israel must be wiped off the map."
Folks I am here to say I believe the world is soon coming to an end. I will give Iran about 15 years till they attack someone. Our response will soon follow. Other nations will then respond. Shit is going to hit the fan. Moving to Montana is looking better, cuz if someone fires at us, who the hell is going to shoot at the middle of no where in Montana.


In other stupid religon news: some mental people that think their religon is right in Egypt went around and stabbed christians worshiping. Palestine is claiming that the US is leading an unholy alliance. And Al Qaeda terrorist Zacarias Moussaoui deserves to have his testicles removed by hungry rats.

Other happenings:

  • Friday Jen and Jeremy are coming down, prolly will hang out for a bit.
  • Saturday I have to count more traffic at "the roundabout" from 11-1
  • Saturday from 2-6 I am supposed to work
  • Sunday I am supposed to work 11-6.
  • School is going to suck Monday-Friday
  • My big FE exam is Saturday the 22...I am going to fail.

Oh and to all of my readers around the world, (the whole 5 or 6 of you located from Big Rapids to South Bend) We need to have a party in the second week of May....A nice big party. And I dont mean big as in fat, but as in PHAT.

6 Comments:

Blogger Slick said...

I'm down for that... Let's get planning!

4/14/2006 2:01 PM  
Blogger John Gandhi said...

When you say your readers stretch from Big Rapids to South Bend it implies that we Michiganders are all located on the western side of the state. This is not correct. Our geographic placement is best approximated by a triangular prism stretching as far east as Williamston. When you calculate the third dimension of elevation changes, the "A Simple Mind" readers form a perfect regular dodecahedron.

4/14/2006 4:36 PM  
Blogger John Gandhi said...

When you say your readers stretch from Big Rapids to South Bend it implies that we Michiganders are all located on the western side of the state. This is not correct. Our geographic placement is best approximated by a triangular prism stretching as far east as Williamston. When you calculate the third dimension of elevation changes, the "A Simple Mind" readers form a perfect regular dodecahedron.

4/14/2006 4:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I read from my laptop across the room and look upon my desktop machine about 15 feet away, what shape is that? a hyperrectangle of some sorts?

4/16/2006 10:33 PM  
Blogger Andy said...

freaks.

4/16/2006 11:39 PM  
Blogger Slick said...

crazy.... GEOgraphy and GEOmetry coming togther as one

4/17/2006 12:27 PM  

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